New game!!! - Combination of two of your favorites:

[Arthur Dent]

Did we quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

The Germans?
Quiet, he's on a roll.

You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?