07-12-2002, 07:19 PM
OK, this is a little long.....but it just fits Gonzo soooo well...
A little girl called miranda is in the car with her parents, on their way to have a picnic at the beach. They arrive, and park the car at the bottom of a small cliff. Miranda decides that she wants to climb it
Miranda: "mummy mummy daddy daddy can i climb the cliff?"
Mummy: "OK, but be careful..."
So Miranda starts to clamber up the cliff, while the parents settle down in the car with some sandwiches and the stereo up. Pretty soon, Miranda is half way up the cliff. She turns rounds and calls to her parents
M: "mummy mummy daddy daddy look at me look at me!
M & D: "very good miranda! but be careful!"
She continues up the cliff, and soon she is almost at the top.
M "mummy mummy daddy daddy look look look!"
M & D "wow! well done Miranda, just be careful!"
Miranda continues her climb, and it isn't long before shes finally at the top. She turns to shout to her parents, but the stereo is up too loud, and they can't hear her
M: "mummy mummy daddy daddy!"
Suddenly a huge boulder comes loose from the top of the cliff, and hurtles towards the parents car. Miranda desperatly tries to warn them
M: "mummy mummy daddy daddy! look out! look out!"
SMASH!!!!
The boulder crashes straight on top of the car, crushing the parents and killing them instantly. Miranda is distraught, and begins crying uncontrollably. Soon, a man walking along the cliff comes across her. "whats wrong little girl?" he says, putting his arm around her. Miranda, sobbing her eyes out, can barely reply
M: "(sniff) my...my.. mummy & daddy (sobs) crushed.... boulder..... car.... (sniff)
The man replies "thats terrible, are they dead?"
m: "(sniffle) yes........
"And you're on your own?"
"yes" miranda replies, "i've no other family either"
Quick as a flash, the man drops his trousers, slaps his dick in her face and says....
"I guess its not your lucky day is it love?"
A little girl called miranda is in the car with her parents, on their way to have a picnic at the beach. They arrive, and park the car at the bottom of a small cliff. Miranda decides that she wants to climb it
Miranda: "mummy mummy daddy daddy can i climb the cliff?"
Mummy: "OK, but be careful..."
So Miranda starts to clamber up the cliff, while the parents settle down in the car with some sandwiches and the stereo up. Pretty soon, Miranda is half way up the cliff. She turns rounds and calls to her parents
M: "mummy mummy daddy daddy look at me look at me!
M & D: "very good miranda! but be careful!"
She continues up the cliff, and soon she is almost at the top.
M "mummy mummy daddy daddy look look look!"
M & D "wow! well done Miranda, just be careful!"
Miranda continues her climb, and it isn't long before shes finally at the top. She turns to shout to her parents, but the stereo is up too loud, and they can't hear her
M: "mummy mummy daddy daddy!"
Suddenly a huge boulder comes loose from the top of the cliff, and hurtles towards the parents car. Miranda desperatly tries to warn them
M: "mummy mummy daddy daddy! look out! look out!"
SMASH!!!!
The boulder crashes straight on top of the car, crushing the parents and killing them instantly. Miranda is distraught, and begins crying uncontrollably. Soon, a man walking along the cliff comes across her. "whats wrong little girl?" he says, putting his arm around her. Miranda, sobbing her eyes out, can barely reply
M: "(sniff) my...my.. mummy & daddy (sobs) crushed.... boulder..... car.... (sniff)
The man replies "thats terrible, are they dead?"
m: "(sniffle) yes........
"And you're on your own?"
"yes" miranda replies, "i've no other family either"
Quick as a flash, the man drops his trousers, slaps his dick in her face and says....
"I guess its not your lucky day is it love?"
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