What did you accomplish today - I know i think it's been done before but

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I got up at 9 am. Had some raisin bran, burned a movie for my dvd player. Jerked off, showered, jerked off in the shower. Took a shit, jerked off, showered again, fingered my ass and jerked off in the shower. Got out had my coffee, jerked my dog off. Went to the library to do some research for colleges and work. Jerked off some old man in the bathroom of the library. Went to the bookstore to buy the new boxing magazine and picked up the newspaper. Took a stroll on the boardwalk, jerked off a pigeon. Got home, signed on and ignored kenspen in PM's and posted.