I have a question that has me baffled

[DGW]

If FTL was a member on this site.
He could devise a way to give me the % of DGW's post that mention my name,
I think he is obsessed,

And if only all the pm's Ken's Pen sent to all the ladies he was stalking could be added.
Poop on a stick!! You'd be to 6 K already.