Business trips bite - Yippee, i get to go to....georgia

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Doc, some tips for surviving Georgia. Talk slow. Plan extra time for everything, nobody does anything quickly there. When you ask a question, be prepared to wait for your answer. People down there "ponder" everything. If asked what MARTA stands for (Atlanta's rapid transit system) answer that with Moving Africans Right Through Atlanta. They will love you with that answer and you will be accepted as one of the Good Ol Boys. And practice refering to people as y'all.