Business trips bite - Yippee, i get to go to....georgia

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Ken, what part of fucking Texas isn't that bad? That entire armadillo infested wasteland is worthless. Texan's are assholes. Their entire state is a tornado ridden wasteland. We should declare it a nuke testing and dump site. It sucks from north to south, east to west. The boarder with Mexico is a seiv for illegals entering this country. The gulf coast is a filthy never ending coastline rivaled only by Jersey in filth on the beaches. The north boarders Arkansas and Oklahoma, nuff said. New Mexico doesn't even put up a Welcome to the Land of Enchantment sign until your about 20 miles away from the Texas line. The state sucks!