07-19-2002, 03:35 PM
How do you even kill that many people? I don't have enough free time to floss, much less kill everyone who rubs me the wrong way. His day planner must have looked like:
8:00 am - Wake up
8:30 am - Murder
9:00 am - Breakfast
10:30 am - Murder
11:15 am - Murder
12:00 pm - Lunch
2:00 pm - Double murder
3:00 pm - Afternoon tea
4:00 pm - Attmepted murder
5:30 pm - Dinner and a murder
8:00 pm - Watch Friends
9:00 pm - Murder
9:35 pm - Go to sleep
8:00 am - Wake up
8:30 am - Murder
9:00 am - Breakfast
10:30 am - Murder
11:15 am - Murder
12:00 pm - Lunch
2:00 pm - Double murder
3:00 pm - Afternoon tea
4:00 pm - Attmepted murder
5:30 pm - Dinner and a murder
8:00 pm - Watch Friends
9:00 pm - Murder
9:35 pm - Go to sleep
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.