Oscars..... - Did yah watch?

[Ahlexus]

I see someone else watched Barbara Walters also.

LIES!!!!

I knew this shit before. I didn't watch that faggot-ass show. I was at the gym, and then I was busy beating up nerds after that.

Plus I banged two hot lesbian twins last night during the oscars.

So, you see, there's no way I watched a second of that fucking Barbara Walters crapfest.

Easy, easy. Your secret is safe with me.