04-02-2002, 04:40 PM
The Sleeper Wrote:Is this a safe place to admit I have a thing for Sarah Jessica Parker?It is never safe to admit you have something for a chick who:
1) Is extremely high maintenance
2) Is a "fag-hag"
i.e. only men she hangs out with are gay, hates guys who like guy things, etc....
3) Has been compared to Ruth Buzzi and then whines about the comparison
4) Has a need that everybody loves her
5) Is too fucking skinny
6) Is on a psuedo masturbatory cable show.