07-06-2005, 11:35 PM
Hollywood is retarded and devoid of all original ideas and thoughs now.
Here's my random thoughts on Gonzo's list:
First of all theres NO FUCKING WAY you can re-make The Bad News Bears in todays fucked up PC society. 2 words why it wont work : TANNER BOYLE. That little fuck practically made that movie and is one of my all time fav movie characters.
A sequel to the Punisher ? I read that also. MARVEL admitted it sucked. They also admitted DAREDEVIL and HULK sucked too. Get ready to see sequels to them too. MARVEL is gonna push out as many comic movies as it possibly can cause they know that geeks like us will go and see it.
Didnt they do a remake of the BLOB with Kevin Dillon in the 80's ? Didn't that suck also ? Didn't they learn ?
YOU CANNOT DO A REMAKE OF THE TOY WITHOUT JACKIE GLEASON AND RICHARD PRYOR. Thats all I have to say about that.
Is anyone really going to see Dukes Of Hazzard? I heard they gave Jessica Simpson ass-implants for the movie.
FLASH GORDON won't be as cool without the QUEEN soundtrack.
FOOTLOOSE won't be as cool without Kevin Bacon
Why are they trying to remake all these classic 80's movies in todays society ? Its ruining all the crude humor we all grew up with and have adapted into our own lives.
Will Bill Gates be in the REVENGE OF THE NERDS remake ? Didn't they make 3 sequels that went nowhere too ?
The PREDATOR ? Why fuck with that movie ?
TRON will be cool.
The Incredible Shrinking Man ? Im surprised they haven't touched the Lily Tomlin classic The Incredible Shrinking Woman. GALAXY GLUE....GALAXY GLUE....LIFE WOULD FALL TO PEICES WITHOUT GALAXY GLUE.
Yeah...I think Im done now.
Here's my random thoughts on Gonzo's list:
First of all theres NO FUCKING WAY you can re-make The Bad News Bears in todays fucked up PC society. 2 words why it wont work : TANNER BOYLE. That little fuck practically made that movie and is one of my all time fav movie characters.
A sequel to the Punisher ? I read that also. MARVEL admitted it sucked. They also admitted DAREDEVIL and HULK sucked too. Get ready to see sequels to them too. MARVEL is gonna push out as many comic movies as it possibly can cause they know that geeks like us will go and see it.
Didnt they do a remake of the BLOB with Kevin Dillon in the 80's ? Didn't that suck also ? Didn't they learn ?
YOU CANNOT DO A REMAKE OF THE TOY WITHOUT JACKIE GLEASON AND RICHARD PRYOR. Thats all I have to say about that.
Is anyone really going to see Dukes Of Hazzard? I heard they gave Jessica Simpson ass-implants for the movie.
FLASH GORDON won't be as cool without the QUEEN soundtrack.
FOOTLOOSE won't be as cool without Kevin Bacon
Why are they trying to remake all these classic 80's movies in todays society ? Its ruining all the crude humor we all grew up with and have adapted into our own lives.
Will Bill Gates be in the REVENGE OF THE NERDS remake ? Didn't they make 3 sequels that went nowhere too ?
The PREDATOR ? Why fuck with that movie ?
TRON will be cool.
The Incredible Shrinking Man ? Im surprised they haven't touched the Lily Tomlin classic The Incredible Shrinking Woman. GALAXY GLUE....GALAXY GLUE....LIFE WOULD FALL TO PEICES WITHOUT GALAXY GLUE.
Yeah...I think Im done now.