fuckin remakes!!!

[drusilla]

All of Me - nothing will replace prahka lasa saying "back in bowl!"

Evil Dead - bruce campbell said that there will be no ash character & they all have a close role in making sure they don't fuck it up because they know the fans will have a shit fit. i still dont understand why at all they would want to do this. raimi must be bored with all his spiderman money.

Footloose - i dont know how they are gonna get around this one. it was a perfect movie for the time it was made. i have no idea how to make it work now.

Hairspray - they are just making a movie version of the musical (which wasn't as good as the original movie)

He-Man - this might be interesting

The Last Unicorn - for some reason this movie really creeped me out as a kid. i'm sure if i watched it now i would wonder what the hell was wrong with me as a child & i would probably find it pretty boring.

The Munsters - just wrong. back to school wrong.

Porky's - so what decade is this one going to take place in?

The Producers - also a movie version of the musical

Revenge of the Nerds - oh gee, is ashton gonna be in this remake too?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - i'm guessing they are trying to milk the series to introduce it to kids today & hope they will go as nuts as they did in the past.

The Toy - just wrong

The Warriors - also time sensitive. the new one is probably going to be very gay





& they wonder why no one is going to the movies anymore.