07-07-2005, 11:23 PM
It's like studios are gotten the bug that Lucas had; he wanted to go back and change the first 3 Star Wars because "We have the technology. We can make it better than it was before." Luckily, all he wanted to do was throw in a CGI monster here and there, and beef up some of the sounds.
But these fuckers are just lazy. It's like, if you wanna see a good creative and inventive movie that pushes the envelope, you have to watch indy films now. You can't rely on what the studios force out anymore.
I look at that list, and it boggles my mind that movie producers have seen that same list, and wonder "gee, how come revenues keep dropping?"
This is what happens when studios rely on the star power of overhyped celebrities. They think that "oh, wouldn't it be great if Cedric the Entertainer was Ralph Kramden??"
And, btw, on the topic of Cedric the Entertainer, DOES THE MOTHER FUCKER HAVE A REAL FUCKING NAME??? STOP WITH THIS FAKE ASS WANNA BE PIMP SHIT, AND GET A REAL FUCKING FIRST NAME, AND LAST NAME!
Now, back to remakes. If you're gonna do a remake, remake something that people seriously fucked up on the first go around, you know. Like remake a movie like Troll 2, and this time, make sure that you hire just one actress to play the witch, and kill the kid early in the movie , the one who pisses on the dinner table . And make some sick fucking goblin eat the kid. And call the goblins trolls this time, just for the sake of the title.
But these fuckers are just lazy. It's like, if you wanna see a good creative and inventive movie that pushes the envelope, you have to watch indy films now. You can't rely on what the studios force out anymore.
I look at that list, and it boggles my mind that movie producers have seen that same list, and wonder "gee, how come revenues keep dropping?"
This is what happens when studios rely on the star power of overhyped celebrities. They think that "oh, wouldn't it be great if Cedric the Entertainer was Ralph Kramden??"
And, btw, on the topic of Cedric the Entertainer, DOES THE MOTHER FUCKER HAVE A REAL FUCKING NAME??? STOP WITH THIS FAKE ASS WANNA BE PIMP SHIT, AND GET A REAL FUCKING FIRST NAME, AND LAST NAME!
Now, back to remakes. If you're gonna do a remake, remake something that people seriously fucked up on the first go around, you know. Like remake a movie like Troll 2, and this time, make sure that you hire just one actress to play the witch, and kill the kid early in the movie , the one who pisses on the dinner table . And make some sick fucking goblin eat the kid. And call the goblins trolls this time, just for the sake of the title.