American re-make of akira??? - Be afraid

[Arthur Dent]

Oh, and this movie will be LIVE ACTION. Yes, I am flabbergasted as well.

Suck factor increasing.

I'm guessing all american cast with American names. Tetsuo will be replaced with Steve.
And the kid will be played by Halle Joe or the kid who played Anakin.
PG-13 max.