Get on the bus you Fuck-tards - the tart cart is back with a vengence!

[Grumpy]

the pool's gonna get more than smelt if she jumps in. At last count, she's carrying 246 known diseases. 220 of which Snuka and Howie gave her.

What the pool needs is some cleaning. Go get spitfire. She's good for an hour of oral vacuuming.