Kick the Baby! - Come in and play

[IkeaBoy]

*take the metal pipe and hits Alkey in the jaw with it, hard, a couple of times so that you can hear the bones crack and see the teeth breaking and being dislodged. the blood pouring from his mouth and nose. then a quick hit to the small of his back to get him to fall down whereby i find a small, rusty crevice in on end of the pole and stick it under the earlobe of the giant ear that bought him fame. Slowly bringing it up so that the flesh comes off slowly Reservoir Dogs style. Once the ear is removed and the gaping wound is apparent I take the same end that was used to cut off the ear and slowly push it into the bloody hole rotating it slowly as i hear more flesh tearing to make room for the pole putting on extra force to get it to break the bone of the cranium as i push the pole into the brain. optimally there would be enough pole so that it will actually come in one end and out the other and there is which gives me an added joy to the event I just partook in.**