02-12-2002, 09:43 PM
I prefer the Press-Charges-Or-Not Game.
Pretty simple, you look at a chick, whether she's fat, busted, pregnant, smells like a week old bologna sandwich...doesn't matter. You have to decide whether or not she would call the fuzz if you smacked her around a bit.
It's more challenging than you think. The weak or quiet girls are more likely to take you back if you bring her flowers after she "walks into a door" or "trips down the stairs". Some fat chicks will take anything you throw at them, while other get all indignant if you crack them on the head with a 2x4 because they talk too much.
Pretty simple, you look at a chick, whether she's fat, busted, pregnant, smells like a week old bologna sandwich...doesn't matter. You have to decide whether or not she would call the fuzz if you smacked her around a bit.
It's more challenging than you think. The weak or quiet girls are more likely to take you back if you bring her flowers after she "walks into a door" or "trips down the stairs". Some fat chicks will take anything you throw at them, while other get all indignant if you crack them on the head with a 2x4 because they talk too much.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.