03-26-2002, 10:30 PM
I sit wrong when I take a shit. I don't get it. I think that I'm sitting properly with my knees perpendicular to my shoulders, but I just don't do it right.
Because every time I flush, there's a giant glob of shit sticking to the spot on the left side of the bowl. Maybe I shift one cheak back, maybe one leg is shorter than the other, or maybe I'm leaning to one side and not realizing it. So I may have an inner ear imbalance, or maybe a tumor.
But regardless, ever time I shit, I miss the water, and the really gummy ones end up sticking to the side of the bowl, to such an extent that even if I flush thrice, it doesnt move.
So I have to take the toilet brush and scrub it off. Which obviously means that I will never actually use that thing to clean a damn thing in my bathroom.
Does anyone else have trouble aiming their shits?
Because every time I flush, there's a giant glob of shit sticking to the spot on the left side of the bowl. Maybe I shift one cheak back, maybe one leg is shorter than the other, or maybe I'm leaning to one side and not realizing it. So I may have an inner ear imbalance, or maybe a tumor.
But regardless, ever time I shit, I miss the water, and the really gummy ones end up sticking to the side of the bowl, to such an extent that even if I flush thrice, it doesnt move.
So I have to take the toilet brush and scrub it off. Which obviously means that I will never actually use that thing to clean a damn thing in my bathroom.
Does anyone else have trouble aiming their shits?