Methods of mayhem

[Ken'sPen]

We had three in a dorm room built for two Freshman year. When space opened up the third guy who we didn't like refused to move. Me and the other guy started to hate him..... he still wouldn't move. He used Prell shampoo, we dumped it out and poured everything green we could find into the bottle. Toothpaste, mouth wash, roll on, everything green. Didn't think he use it cause it smelled like shit. He did and his hair turned to straw. He still wouldn't leave though.