I'm going to the bathroom - I need help making a decision

[Galt]

Take a shit, don't wipe your ass, stand up and turn around and stradle the toilet. Then stick your index and middle finger up your ass while masturbating into your own feces.

When you are done, wash your hands, sit back down, wipe, and then take a shower.

Then go to bed. You will sleep like a fucking baby.