12-31-2003, 07:08 PM
The Jays Wrote:But why did you leave?gonzo has had me locked in his basement all of this time and has not allowed me access to the internet. the months i spent there were times of the most depraved and sickening moments that i hesitate to even mention them. i escaped by hacking into the phone panel and placing a call to blockbuster claiming that late fees were incorrectly charged to my account. he of course ran to the store because he will never stop looking for opportunities to smack it to a jew. i then fashioned a digging tool from my hardened droppings and dug my way out.
i must admit though that i have regretted my escape ever since. while monstrously depraved he was also sweet and gentle at times.
i now long for the days when he would infiltrate my orifices with all manners of sharp objects while whispering sweet nothings into my ear.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!