01-11-2004, 06:35 AM
That's what I'm here for, Goat. If you wanna spice up your sex life, I have a whole assortment of ideas that just pop into my head.
I'll be walking down the street, on the concrete sidewalk, with the thin trees growing out of a 3' x 3' spot of dirt along the curb, and a potato chip bag float by in the wind, and I think to myself, How great would it be if I shoved Monopoly hotel pieces into a girls twat and then fuck her?
I'll be watching an episode of ER at 10am, and as Anthony Edwards spurts a patients blood all about the trauma room, and Eriq La Salle shows off his awesome forarms while he pumps some dude's heart in his bare hands, and I think , How great would it be if while I was fucking some broad, I took a scalpel out from beneath the pillow, cut open her chest, then whipped out a sternal saw, cut her chest in two, and then reached in, with my free hand mind you, and ripped her still beating heart, still attached at the aorta, and just pump more blood down into her vaginal area, and make her scream in orgasmic delight?
Those are just some thing I've been working on. The techinques will be detailed in my soon-to-be-published book entitled, "I Don't Know What Was In The Bag, But I Smoked It and This Was The Result", printed by Penguin Books, and available at your corner bookstore in the Fictional Biography section.
I'll be walking down the street, on the concrete sidewalk, with the thin trees growing out of a 3' x 3' spot of dirt along the curb, and a potato chip bag float by in the wind, and I think to myself, How great would it be if I shoved Monopoly hotel pieces into a girls twat and then fuck her?
I'll be watching an episode of ER at 10am, and as Anthony Edwards spurts a patients blood all about the trauma room, and Eriq La Salle shows off his awesome forarms while he pumps some dude's heart in his bare hands, and I think , How great would it be if while I was fucking some broad, I took a scalpel out from beneath the pillow, cut open her chest, then whipped out a sternal saw, cut her chest in two, and then reached in, with my free hand mind you, and ripped her still beating heart, still attached at the aorta, and just pump more blood down into her vaginal area, and make her scream in orgasmic delight?
Those are just some thing I've been working on. The techinques will be detailed in my soon-to-be-published book entitled, "I Don't Know What Was In The Bag, But I Smoked It and This Was The Result", printed by Penguin Books, and available at your corner bookstore in the Fictional Biography section.