04-19-2002, 02:13 PM
lets see - debaucherizing a garage sale?
- Get some lawn sprinklers and point them towards his garage
- start taking your garbage out and pile it up on your property line. when someone looks at it, yell.
- sit out on your front lawn and talk incoherently and loud to yourself while you hold a baseball bat. Bang the bat on the grass for more of an effect.
- Play Barry Manilow's Mandy (or any other suicidal "kill me now" song) over and over and over and over again on a boom box
- Take out a leaf blower and pretend to be taking care of your lawn and blow all the dirt and crap towards his garage
- buy a bag of powdered limestone (available at any home depot or garden store) and write "FUCK OFF" in huge letters on your front lawn. The limestone won't hurt your lawn and will eventually blow away. or you could write "HOMO ----->" and make the arrow point to his house.
- Take sidewalk chalk and write vulgar sexual comments and obscene words on the sidewalk. People always bring kids to these things.
Worst Case PLAN B -
- Invite me, snuka and ladi over. We'll take care of the rest.
- Get some lawn sprinklers and point them towards his garage
- start taking your garbage out and pile it up on your property line. when someone looks at it, yell.
- sit out on your front lawn and talk incoherently and loud to yourself while you hold a baseball bat. Bang the bat on the grass for more of an effect.
- Play Barry Manilow's Mandy (or any other suicidal "kill me now" song) over and over and over and over again on a boom box
- Take out a leaf blower and pretend to be taking care of your lawn and blow all the dirt and crap towards his garage
- buy a bag of powdered limestone (available at any home depot or garden store) and write "FUCK OFF" in huge letters on your front lawn. The limestone won't hurt your lawn and will eventually blow away. or you could write "HOMO ----->" and make the arrow point to his house.
- Take sidewalk chalk and write vulgar sexual comments and obscene words on the sidewalk. People always bring kids to these things.
Worst Case PLAN B -
- Invite me, snuka and ladi over. We'll take care of the rest.
Have a great day!