Cablevision - Fuckin' douchenozzles

[Arthur Dent]

DSL is only as good as the telephone lines INSIDE your house. If you live in a forty year old house with forty year old worn out phone lines, than your DSL connection will suck. If you have a brand new line installed all the way from the main junction box to your DSL box, than you'll have a very good connection.

I live in an old house, therefore, I got a cable modem.