My mailman tried to kill me

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The Irvington mailmen are on a rotation. Every 6 months to a year, we get a different person. Currently, we have some wackjob whom the previous mailman warned me about. Made him sound like Snuka-incarnate. He said that after work, he just sits in the parking lot for about an hour just staring menacingly at everybody. Everytime he comes in he tries to make some weird joke about the porno shop around the corner from my shop. "Hey, did you see the sign on the door over there? It says knock hard! Ha ha ha ha." I got this one around Thanksgiving - "I bet someone's getting stuffed today, hoo boy!" I've been hearing the same 5 or 6 jokes for awhile now.