02-08-2002, 04:31 AM
Resident Evil 3/15
E.T. gets rereleased 3/22
Jason X 4/26
The Sum Of All Fears (5/31) with Ben Affleck taking over Harrison Ford/Alec Baldwin role as Jack Ryan in this movie based on a Tom Clancy novel. The Muslim terrorists of the novel have been modernized for the film to be European neo-Nazi terrorists. European neo-Nazi terrorists get their hands on a lost nuclear device, and set about on their plans to use it at the Super Bowl. The plan is to disguise the attack as being caused by Russia, in the hopes of rekindling the Cold War. Luckily, young CIA analyst Jack Ryan (Affleck) is on the case.
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course , yes thats right the Croc Hunter movie. Its gonna be GOOOOOORGEOUS! (6/28)
The premise is the story of how Steve Irwin, host of The Crocodile Hunter on cable's Animal Planet, becomes involved with a CIA agent's search for a missing spy satellite (the electronic beacon from which a crocodile swallows). You gotta be fucking kidding me.
The Adventures of Pluto Nash starring Eddie Murphy (8/26) and yes Jay Mohr as his best friend, a popular Italian singer. The premise: Pluto Nash (Murphy), the owner of a nightclub on the Moon in 2087, finds himself in hot water when he refuses to sell his club to the local mob. Yeah, ok.
Friday After Next (11/27) still no Chris Tucker. Friday aint Friday without Chris. Ice Cube still whoring up this franchise.
Analyze That (12/6) Dinero and Crystal again. Premise: As the movie opens, Paul Vitti (De Niro) is in prison, with the story then following what happens as he's let out. Undoubtedly, he'll be needing to see his analyst, Dr. Ben Sobel (Crystal), but what may surprise him is that now, Sobel is the one who needs an analyst, as the stress of taking over the family practice following the death of his father bears down on him.
Edited By Keyser Soze on Feb. 07 2002 at 11:34
E.T. gets rereleased 3/22
Jason X 4/26
The Sum Of All Fears (5/31) with Ben Affleck taking over Harrison Ford/Alec Baldwin role as Jack Ryan in this movie based on a Tom Clancy novel. The Muslim terrorists of the novel have been modernized for the film to be European neo-Nazi terrorists. European neo-Nazi terrorists get their hands on a lost nuclear device, and set about on their plans to use it at the Super Bowl. The plan is to disguise the attack as being caused by Russia, in the hopes of rekindling the Cold War. Luckily, young CIA analyst Jack Ryan (Affleck) is on the case.
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course , yes thats right the Croc Hunter movie. Its gonna be GOOOOOORGEOUS! (6/28)
The premise is the story of how Steve Irwin, host of The Crocodile Hunter on cable's Animal Planet, becomes involved with a CIA agent's search for a missing spy satellite (the electronic beacon from which a crocodile swallows). You gotta be fucking kidding me.
The Adventures of Pluto Nash starring Eddie Murphy (8/26) and yes Jay Mohr as his best friend, a popular Italian singer. The premise: Pluto Nash (Murphy), the owner of a nightclub on the Moon in 2087, finds himself in hot water when he refuses to sell his club to the local mob. Yeah, ok.
Friday After Next (11/27) still no Chris Tucker. Friday aint Friday without Chris. Ice Cube still whoring up this franchise.
Analyze That (12/6) Dinero and Crystal again. Premise: As the movie opens, Paul Vitti (De Niro) is in prison, with the story then following what happens as he's let out. Undoubtedly, he'll be needing to see his analyst, Dr. Ben Sobel (Crystal), but what may surprise him is that now, Sobel is the one who needs an analyst, as the stress of taking over the family practice following the death of his father bears down on him.
Edited By Keyser Soze on Feb. 07 2002 at 11:34
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