05-07-2002, 01:11 PM
Once the appetizer and the cleaning of grumpy's mom's feet we decided to sit on the couch and watch some Dukes of Hazzard. Lady was complaining about an itchy crotch and decided to take the batteries out of the tv remote crack them in half with her teeth and pour the acid directly onto her irratated salami shades. it started fizzing and sounded like a raw peice of bacon hitting a red hot frying pan. without even asking ladi took my hand and used one of my fingers to help scratch and relieve her discomfort. i could feel fresh slices of meat flap and fleas getting imbedded under my fingernail.