06-02-2002, 02:22 PM
I'm going to enter a tentative vote for shit. Strictly from a male perspective, there's always a little relief to be found in knowing that you can theoretically turn around, whip it out and, let the piss fly almost anywhere if the pressure became too intense.
But, when you're holding back that beer and burrito gassy runny abdominal cramping bubbling up bowel jabbing poop... well, maybe not for you, snuka but, to the rest of us that presents the additional psychological distress of "where the fuck is the men's room?" and, "how much longer can I hold this?" and "am I gonna make it?" and "what if I don't make it?"
But, when you're holding back that beer and burrito gassy runny abdominal cramping bubbling up bowel jabbing poop... well, maybe not for you, snuka but, to the rest of us that presents the additional psychological distress of "where the fuck is the men's room?" and, "how much longer can I hold this?" and "am I gonna make it?" and "what if I don't make it?"
Big brown... what?