Cleaning - The male perspective

[McBourbon]

Okay...for the update....I did not clean the kitchen floor......Only the places where I'm actually preparing food get the spotless treatment from me. She can clean the floor. My bathroom does not get cleaned. I'm a man, dammit. We need filth where we spread our filth. And dusting...I have never dusted a day in my life, except for when I was a kid and my mom would make me. But since then......nope. But nothing really looked dusty to me anyway.