Would anyone be so kind

[IkeaBoy]

You want romace in a tie?
You want to tie up Roe & hit them with a Mance?
Forget Romance you want some beats?

I'd really just preferred to be tied to some sort of apparatus and be whipped and beaten and possibly strangled to the point of near death by some hot chick with definite force.

Not as poetic I know but when you're depraved you really have no time to be so.