Have you people heard?

[Gooch]

I'm going to crush you all with my 3 great shortstops. Thank god that the first 3 rounds of the draft allowed me to fill the position each time, passing over pitching, catching and god knows what else. I mean, those positions are inconsequential to the vaunted Shortstop position. I may lose every game this season, but thank fucking god I have three great shortstops.