05-21-2002, 06:53 PM
Liza Minelli's marriage isn't exactly front page news on the Boston Globe. We're not celebrity stalkers here in Boston who have to document every single action of celebrities, their families, friends, pets, and neighbors. Front page news here is actual news. We leave that meaningless shit for the last and least meaningful section of the paper: Arts/Entertainment. We care more about the economy, the war on terrorism, and Shea Hillenbrand.