Things your afraid to admit......but im not!

[Bag of Shit Howie]

Ya ever jam a finger down the crack of your sweaty ass-cheeks after mowing the lawn and give it a good sniff??

Ya ever hide in the bushes and watch the neighborhood girls playing in their doll house??

Ya ever take a shit then look down in the bow and wonder what it tastes like and if all shits have the same taste??

Anyone ever use the bathroom at work and wipe a hairy booger on the mirror then wait until someone says something about it??

Ever wonder what urinal cakes taste like??

Anyone ever bang a chick and piss in her at the same time??

Ya ever wonder why dog rockets are always red and taste so salty?? Ooops, sorry snuka, gave it away..lol!!