11-09-2003, 01:09 AM
A policeman arrives at the scene of a crime where a yankee fan, a cubs fan, and a mets fan are standing over the body of a naked female. In the interest of the young ladys dignity, the mets fan covered one breast with his mets cap, the cubs fan covered the other breast with his cubs cap and the yankees fan covered her crotch with his yankees cap.
The officer goes to lift the cubs hat and looks briefly. Then he proceeds to lift the Mets cap and quickly puts it back. He then lifts the Yankees hat, lowers it, lifts it again, lowers it, lifts it once more, taking a long close look and then puts it back down.
The Yankees fan, disturbed by the officers perversion, asks "Why do you keep lifting my hat to look at her crotch?"
The officer replies "I was confused. I always expect to see an asshole under a yankees cap"
The officer goes to lift the cubs hat and looks briefly. Then he proceeds to lift the Mets cap and quickly puts it back. He then lifts the Yankees hat, lowers it, lifts it again, lowers it, lifts it once more, taking a long close look and then puts it back down.
The Yankees fan, disturbed by the officers perversion, asks "Why do you keep lifting my hat to look at her crotch?"
The officer replies "I was confused. I always expect to see an asshole under a yankees cap"
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