baseball stories

[Arpikarhu]

Darryl Strawberry sliding head first so he wouldn't crush the crack viles in his pant pockets is even better.

that was dale berra and it was coke.

so martin,mantle and ford go hunting.
they drive up to a farmers house and mantle and whitey go inside to ask the farmers permission to hunt on his land while martin says sure.
the farmer says ok but would they do him a favor and shoot a horse that he says needs to be put down. they agree.
mantle walks outside and tells martin that the farmer said no so he is going to kill the farmers horse.
mantle and ford run to the barn and shoot the horse.
afterwards mantle and ford start to walk out of the barn and they hear 2 shots. they run out and yell for martin.
martin comes around the barn and tells them that he shot 2 of the farmers cows to really teach that son of a bitch farmer a lesson.
needless to say they had to pay for the cows.