What to wear to the next pool party? - Always dress to impress the ladies...

[IkeaBoy]

i don't go to pool parties, i don't like exposing my flesh

I like exposing your open sores with carving knife.

so that's why you gave me the herp!

I dunno where you got it from, but it wasn't me.

do you hate me because I've kept it hidden?

well if it = you, then yeah.

so, did anyone else hear a little ikea heart breaking when they read this?

Who would be more confused if Ikea was cheerful? Ikea himself? Or us?

god that's depressing.