What to wear to the next pool party? - Always dress to impress the ladies...

[IkeaBoy]

i don't go to pool parties, i don't like exposing my flesh

I like exposing your open sores with carving knife.

so that's why you gave me the herp!

I dunno where you got it from, but it wasn't me.

do you hate me because I've kept it hidden?

well if it = you, then yeah.

so, did anyone else hear a little ikea heart breaking when they read this?

Who would be more confused if Ikea was cheerful? Ikea himself? Or us?

god that's depressing.

See, change is bad. Keep up the good work Ikea.

oh what's the point?

Does the Quote Vortex ook like it coming out of going in? (of the screen)

iit's not just you, it's like a pyramid.

Wow, I was so mesmerized I forgot how to spell!

i was so mesmerized i didn't notice