Red Sox Tell Fans "Get A Life"

[Mad]

Is that shit for real or some kind of put on?

“I had to blow a guy to get tickets to last weekend’s series against the Yankees,” said the 24-year-old Boston College student. “He was a scalper and I just didn’t have enough money to buy the ticket. I was going to walk away but then I remembered that Pedro was pitching and there was just no way I was going to miss it. So I figured ‘What the hell?’ It’s something I’ve always wanted to do...watch Pedro pitch, that is, not blow a scalper.”