11-22-2004, 07:22 PM
From AZCentral.com
Maybe Artest just figured if he was to be taken seriously as a rapper, he'd have to do something that would top that melee that broke out at the taping of the Vibe Awards in a Santa Monica, Calif., airplane hangar last Monday.
Actually, the album that Artest supposedly wanted time off to promote is Allure: Chapter III by Allure, an all-female vocal trio which he has signed to his label TruWarier Records (his spelling, not ours).
The first single to be released from that album is aptly titled Uh Oh.
But Artest told SI.com earlier this year that he is also working on his own stuff, which he will release on his Web site.
It even includes a country duet with his 78-year-old neighbor, Doris; which is much better than anything we could make up.
Their tune is titled This is My Song, although we're not sure how a duet can be titled in the first person.
Hey, they don't call them the Grammys because they award good grammar.
Before Artest's rap career goes the way of Shaquille O'Neal's and Allen Iverson's, we have some suggestions for other tracks that he might want to consider:
Mutant Mindframe (remix).
(I'm a Crazy) Balla Baby.
"What's In-teg-ri-ty? (I Dunno What That Means).
I Ain't Been Takin' My Medz.
Busta TV.
I Ain't Messin' With Big Ben (But I Can Take That Runt Wit the Beer).
Maybe Artest just figured if he was to be taken seriously as a rapper, he'd have to do something that would top that melee that broke out at the taping of the Vibe Awards in a Santa Monica, Calif., airplane hangar last Monday.
Actually, the album that Artest supposedly wanted time off to promote is Allure: Chapter III by Allure, an all-female vocal trio which he has signed to his label TruWarier Records (his spelling, not ours).
The first single to be released from that album is aptly titled Uh Oh.
But Artest told SI.com earlier this year that he is also working on his own stuff, which he will release on his Web site.
It even includes a country duet with his 78-year-old neighbor, Doris; which is much better than anything we could make up.
Their tune is titled This is My Song, although we're not sure how a duet can be titled in the first person.
Hey, they don't call them the Grammys because they award good grammar.
Before Artest's rap career goes the way of Shaquille O'Neal's and Allen Iverson's, we have some suggestions for other tracks that he might want to consider:
Mutant Mindframe (remix).
(I'm a Crazy) Balla Baby.
"What's In-teg-ri-ty? (I Dunno What That Means).
I Ain't Been Takin' My Medz.
Busta TV.
I Ain't Messin' With Big Ben (But I Can Take That Runt Wit the Beer).
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