07-31-2002, 04:39 AM
In the worst natural disaster in California's history, a photo op on top of big bear mountain turned tragic when a deck originally constructed for weekend cookouts became the unfortunate recipient of the full brunt of a "Fuck weight watchers" convention. The ensuing lard-slide claimed 74,128 unfortunate victims before coming to a halt in Horton plaza In the heart of San diego, roughly 250 miles away. Luckily, the rolling ass-mass came to a stop at the food court In the outdoor mall, guaranteeing It wouldnt move from that spot for quite some time.