09-04-2002, 02:13 AM
So every once in while when I am scrubbing in the shower, or just picking dingleberies out of my anus in general (everyone does that, right?), I will come accross like an 18-inch hair that I pull out of my anal cavity.
So here's the weird thing. I have very short hair. I also have red hair. So while the hair is definately my hair, it's about 5 times longer than any other hair on my body.
I'm pretty sure this means that I have Cancer of some sort.
I also sometimes have extraneous hairs that sprout out of my eyebrow (that are about twice as long as a normal eyebrow hair), and very very fine blonde hairs that sprout out of my Adam's Apple.
Like Ken's', they seem to grow overnight.
So here's the weird thing. I have very short hair. I also have red hair. So while the hair is definately my hair, it's about 5 times longer than any other hair on my body.
I'm pretty sure this means that I have Cancer of some sort.
I also sometimes have extraneous hairs that sprout out of my eyebrow (that are about twice as long as a normal eyebrow hair), and very very fine blonde hairs that sprout out of my Adam's Apple.
Like Ken's', they seem to grow overnight.