The 'shrooming thread - shroom shroom shroom -a- zoom

[Suzie]

I'd be down for a party but if some of you have other plans just arrange to meet me for the exchange. I will wear a red dress, when you see me, say "Bonjour", then scratch your nose three times, and I'll know everything's ok. If you think you're being followed, pat you head twice and walk right past me, then wait at the pay phone for further instructions.