so i was browsing myspace for whores

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ZippyAidsFace (1:31:18 AM): I feel bad now
ZippyAidsFace (1:31:27 AM): I'm gonna message her now
The Clear sTuFF (1:31:33 AM): do it!
ZippyAidsFace (1:37:18 AM): right now I'm into decoupage which sounds gay ... and it is, yet strangely addicting
The Clear sTuFF (1:37:27 AM): i dont know what that is
ZippyAidsFace (1:37:38 AM): me neither
ZippyAidsFace (1:37:47 AM): it's from "denise's" profile
ZippyAidsFace (1:37:49 AM): ). I also have a new addiction - poker, but I really suck at it. I'm open to new ideas and I'm generally liberal. I hate drama, especially gay drama.
ZippyAidsFace (1:37:59 AM): thats dennis
The Clear sTuFF (1:38:05 AM): jajajajajahah
ZippyAidsFace (1:38:24 AM): Who I'd like to meet:
A girl who is funny and accepting of others. Weird is a plus. I would say someone who liked walks on the beach, but the beach is like an hour away and frankly I'm too lazy to drive there.
ZippyAidsFace (1:38:28 AM): A GIRL!
The Clear sTuFF (1:38:42 AM): aahhahahahahaha
ZippyAidsFace (1:38:44 AM): thats him
ZippyAidsFace (1:40:11 AM): He's Bess to me from now on
The Clear sTuFF (1:40:32 AM): can we get her on the board
ZippyAidsFace (1:40:47 AM): I'm writing the message now, I will send her a link.
ZippyAidsFace (1:43:59 AM): Dear Bess:

I know a guy who looks like he could be your twin, I always wanted to fuck him in the ass but that would be gay. So I figure if I fuck you in the ass and call you Dennis then it wouldn't technically be gay. But I'd like to fuck you in the ass, raw, since he doesn't have a vagina.

Get it?

So I can be in jersey in like an hour, name the time and place.

Also please don't forget to visit my message board

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Thanks
-Eddie
The Clear sTuFF (1:44:14 AM): holy crap.
ZippyAidsFace (1:44:21 AM): good?
The Clear sTuFF (1:44:41 AM): shes gonna freak out and die
ZippyAidsFace (1:44:57 AM): nah, dennis will expect it