I need to say this - And you need to read it.

[GonzoStyle]

Eddie, I forgive you for wearing those god-awful sandals at the Brooklyn party.

Ron, I forgive you for wearing those piss-yellow shorts to bar 9. Then sitting down in front of me, while I realized you had no underwear on cause your cock slid down the left thigh of the short.... it looked like it was dancing when you tapped your foot to the music.

But beyond that, I must admit. You are a blessed man.