Keyser's Posting Ability

[Keyser Soze]

i'd expect more clever quips about my lack of intelligence, but then again, maybe i overestimated your abilities. something like....

keyser is so dumb he thought he fucked a redhead in vegas but he was actually date raped by carrot top.

or

keyser is so stupid, if you look in his eyes you can see the back of his head.