02-06-2006, 07:26 PM
My new bit is when my old friends meet my wife for the first time, I introducer her as my first wife.
And her response is:
'Yeah, Our divorce is pending though.
He never made good on the hardwood floors and flush toilet he promised to provide me before I accepted his proposal'.
You need a female partner people could believe you're involved with to pull off this caper, though.
And her response is:
'Yeah, Our divorce is pending though.
He never made good on the hardwood floors and flush toilet he promised to provide me before I accepted his proposal'.
You need a female partner people could believe you're involved with to pull off this caper, though.