I'll take the rapist for 500, Alex

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One time when I was like 14 I jerked off and then went to take a shit. Afterwards I started to worry because I didnt wash off my pee pee and might have left some semen on the toilet seat when my cock rubbed on it. My worry was, what if my mom say down on it and her chooch rubbed on my semen and BAM! I'd have a baby son...brother.