I know what Saddam was building

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I remember when my cousin almost died there. He went on those speedboats and he couldnt drive for shit, so his boat flipped over and he was under for like a couple minutes and we figured he was dead. They actually chained you to the seat and seemed like they had no preperation for something like that. Lucky for him he somehow managed to slip out and then was pissed that he lost one of his sandals.