I know what Saddam was building

[Charles Manson]

wet n' wild in orlando used to have this hard plastic mat around the wave pool that felt like it was stabbing your feet. Hurt like hell. And I think that every water park is dangerous, i almost got trampled and drowned at WNW a bunch of times. Plus I remember there were always big fat sloppy european tourists and schwoogies there that would have their tits hanging out.