Why does Keyser Suck?

[Black Lazerus]

i like a nice big, firm ass and alittle kanye west, too.
some whore in my ancestry must've tasted the forbidden fruit at some point.
i can see her now, walking down the long and winding dirty path in her petty coat carrying a lantern down to the slave quarters..

... coming back satisfied with a big grin on her face.