my review of "coke blak"

[Luna]

i haven't had any soda in 5 days. i'm really really proud of my self. i'm trying to kick the habit. it's all seltzer for me now. i think i'm trying to trick myself into thinking i'm drinking coke.

try a swig of orange juice in your seltzer... it's the shit.

orangina is the shit

I used to drink that all the time until the guys at the bodega where I bought it from started rhyming it's name with vagina... then I switched to Arizona iced-tea.